All Chapters of Confessions Of An Exorcist: Chapter 11 - Chapter 15

It is starting to feel like I am married to Reverend Fathers; I mean isn't there a beautiful nun like Alex that will explain all this nonsense to me? If God could push beautiful nuns possibly prettier than Alex my way then I would take up this retarded job with pride. I will even have Exorcist tattooed on my ass—yeah, I said it; on my ass, because I have a beautiful booty.  Let's go hear what Reverend Father Frank has to say  “THE WORLD IS A DANGEROUS PLACE. NOT BECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE EVIL; BUT BECAUSE OF THE PEOPLE WHO DON’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT”   ALBERT EINSTEIN  "Excuse me did you say your name is Mason Woods?"  "Uh... Who's asking?"  "My name is David, I'm a Deacon from St Paul's Parish. Father Frank has been waiting for you."  "

I guess what they say about your most embarrassing moments sticking to you like glue is true. I can't seem to stop myself from thinking about the day a seven year old tossed me around. This is bad you know. I hope it doesn't become a routine. Ever been in a situation where you know you gotta do something but you don't do it because you are afraid you are not gonna do it right or be good at it and even though everyone is telling you that you will do great, for some reason you cant trust yourself or believe in yourself? This is me right now. Anyway I'm about to make a big decision, so let's get on with this.POSSESSION AND EXORCISM IS SOMETHING THATS IN EVERY RELIGION AND CULTURE. IT'S A REAL PRIMAL FEAR: IS THE BODY A VESSEL FOR OUR SPIRITS? WHAT HAPPENS IF SOMETHING ELSE TAKES OVER IT? WHERE DOES THE SPIRIT GO? — ELI ROTHAfter spending two days in the care of Father Frank and his house keepe

CHAPTER ELEVEN -> AWAKENING  So the new church doesn’t have a single nun in it but not to worry I have got my eyes on a bigger, curvy, perky fish.  I gotta admit this exorcist nonsense is not as bad as I had imagined. I thought I wouldn’t be able to clap cheeks anymore but I think someone is digging my vibe. Well one thing is certain, if it works out, nothing and no one is going to mar it. Lets start today’s confession, shall we?  THE TREACHERY OF DEMONS IS NOTHING CONPARED TO  THE BETRAYAL OF AN ANGEL .  BRENNA YOVANOFF    “What are you both doing here?”  Jayden asks. “You have been out a lot lately. Is there anything you are not telling us?“ Mazekeen asks. “Well I found o

Hello there. This world is not fair, right? Someone brought me back to life without giving me a grand welcome back but someone who wakes up from coma gets to have lightning strikes and thunder roars. How fair is that? I hate this. I hate this so much.“THE ARCH-ANGEL MICHAEL SAID TO HER,‘WHERE HAVE YOU COME FROM ANDWHERE ARE YOU GOING?’ THE ABOMINABLE ONE ANSWERED AND SAID, ‘I AM GOING OFF TO A HOUSE AND,ENTERING IT LIKE A SNAKE, LIKE A DRAGON, OR LIKE SOME REPTILE, I WILL DESTROY THE ANIMALS. I AM GOING TO STRIKE DOWN WOMEN; IWILL MAKE THEIR HEARTS ACHE, I WILL DRY UP THEIR MILK.. I WILL STRANGLE THEIR CHILDREN, OR I WILL LET THEM LIVE FOR A WHILE AND THEN KILL THEM”I am asleep when someone knocks on my door. I ignore the knock and try to keep on sleeping but the more I pretend not to hear it, the louder it becomes. I can’t pretend anymore because I am awake now. I look at my clock. I

Hi! I’m Mason Woods and these are my confessions, but you already know that by now. Vineyard is about to be pushed into extinction, I hope I can do something about it.   TO SIT IN JUDGEMENT OF THOSE THINGS WHICH YOU PERCEIVE TO BE WRONG OR IMPERFECT,TO BE ONE MORE PERSON WHO IS PART OF JUDGEMENT, EVIL OR IMPERFECTION  WAYNE DYER  FEW DAYS BEFORE THE BIRTH OF GYLLOU  I come home to meet Haley eating her lunch, I give her a kiss on the forehead.  “Welcome back, babe. Are you hungry?” she asks with a smiling face. “No, I’m good. I got something for you.” I sit beside her. “Whoa! What’s that?" She asks, excited. “A bracelet. Father Frank said if you have it on, no demon or gho