CHAPTER 2-C

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"N-No more cake? Why? Why didn't they reserve some for me? Why is this happening? No! I want a cake! Please give me a cake!! Why are you doing this to me?"

"Bestie, it's okay. It's normal here. Sold outs. Better luck next time, okay? Hush. It's okay." I comforted Agape who's now whining for the loss of all the cakes. She was crying her heart out. Everyone's a heavy eater. Nothing to expect if it'll be out of stocks.

"IT'S A PHILIPPINE LUNCHTIME RUSH!" She shouted (her voice's naturally soft-toned) and then cried again. I tapped her back.

"I don't want to eat without a cake." She blubbers between her sobs, "I didn't taste the cake earlier before it fell. I should have saved it."

I scratched the back of my head. I looked at Katerina who's peacefully eating. Waaaah! So inconsiderate! So mean! She doesn't have the guts to comfort Baby Agape! I hope you choke, betch. Hmmph.

"We can just go to the mall and buy a cake. That is if only the guards will let us." Katerina said while wiping her lips gracefully using her hanky. I pat Baby Agape's head. She's impossible. Crying over a cake? JUST A CAKE? If it was me, ha! All the restaurants here will explode!

"Would you mind if we join you, ladies?" My ears clapped after hearing that annoying voice. I snorted and glared at that ugly-faced Toasted Bird. Fried Bird! What the hell does the Happy Three Friends doing here!?

"There are many vacant seats around. Occupy them." The supercilious Katerina said while having her appetizer.

"Unmerciful." Toasted Bird whispered. I raised my eyebrow at him when he looked at me.

"Rossunog!"

"Toasted Bird!'' Grrrrrrrr! I'm not sunog! I'm tan-skinned! Bit pale! Grrrrrrrr!

(Sunog - burn or burnt.)

"If you come here to bicker with her, leave. I hate noise." The cruel Katerina blurted and glared at Toasted Bird. I smirked and stick my tongue out at him. I chuckled. My eyes nailed at PWD and Agape. Wow, so fast. Amazing~

"This is mine, Cakeu?"

"Yeah. For your cake's replacement earlier---Oh."

"Thank you, Cakeuu~! You didn't know how happy I am! You're a life saver~" Agape cried in happiness and jumped to hugged Fafa Kirk tightly.

Hugged tightly...

"Waaaah! Agape! Why are you hugging---" My eyes went down to Fafa Kirk who wasn't moving? Agape's hugging his HEAD tightly and his face is buried in her CHEST! CHEST! MT. EVEREST BREASTS! And holy shit!

"Agape! Let him go! Oh, my gosh! Is he still alive!? You're suffocating Fafa Kirk! Oh my gosh!" I screamed hysterically. Everyone's shocked and was stupefied. The hypocrite bitches are shivering in anger and jealousness, while the bastards are dreaming to be buried and suffocated between Agape's Mt. Everests.

                               RIP, FAFA KIRK.

      Cause of Death: Suffocation in Agape's Mt. Everests

Agape let Fafa Kirk go. She's so happy. Excitedly, she opened the box of cake. I look at Fafa Kirk---

"W-Waaaaaah! Y-Your nose is---BLEEDING!!!" I screamed and covered my mouth. Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! This is bad! We need to send him to the hospital!

"Nah, I'm fine. I'm just... shocked." He said and get plies of tissues and stuffed it in his nose. I sighed in relief. Who wouldn't be shocked because of what Agape did!? Phew. She's being reckless.

"Kyaaaaaahhh! Is this a strawberry cake!? My favourite! Hmmm! DELICIOUS! This is so... smooth...  I can die in happiness already."

"Waaah! Her face is so relaxed! Don't die, Agape!" Homaygash! I can't take these happenings anymore!

"Can I have some?" Vaspe tried to have a slice yet Agape covered the whole cake using her arms. Shit.

"NO. Not even a bite."

"Greedy... " Vaspe didn't try to bother her again and eat peacefully. I gasped when an insect sits beside me.

"Ay, sorry. Wait, are you feeling hot? Sorry, but, being hot is natural in me---"

"Your own hotness toasted you, you animal! Stay away!" I pushed him strong enough to make him fall. I immediately acted innocent. As if I didn't do anything.

"Ouch! If I am toasted, then you're burnt! Rossunog!" HUWAT!? Is he really trying and testing me!? Grrrr, Toasted Bird! 

"This is so delicious~ I can't resist. Yum~ Yum~ Yum~" I wanted to ask some of it, but I still love my self so no. She is a greedy baby!

"You're more delicious, Agape. Don't let it beat you." Fafa Kirk lazily said and slowly chew his food. We all stiffened. Except for the both of them.

'You're more delicious, Agape.'

Oh my gosh. What's the meaning of that? Is it 'love at first suffocation in Agape's Mt. Everests'!? I can't contain my feels. And one more thing, they have never been this near to us before. Yes, I and Toasted Bird always bicker and annoy each other but to have a break together? NEVER. But now...

"I'm done. I need to go first. I still have something to do regarding my business. Rossweisse, take care of Agape. I don't trust those whores." Katerina ordered coldly and was in a rush. I didn't ask and nodded. Agape didn't seem to notice her leave since's she's busy eating her precious cake. I heard Vaspe snorted. And this Toasted Bird is feeling close towards Baby Agape!

Agape's phone rang. She immediately answered it. Her expression changed. It became gloomy.

"I'm doing fine, Dad." So, it's her Dad, "Den écho fílo, bampá. Kai den tha to écho poté."

[Translation: I don't have a boyfriend, Dad. And I will never have.]

"O-Okay. I understand. I'll try to understand. Goodbye." She ended the call like that. She hid her phone in her pocket and remained bowing. She holds her spoon and stuffed her mouth with cake. Her hand is shaky. I can see from here that she was crying.

"Bestie... "

"I-I'm okay. I'm used to it." She said with a smile and continued eating. The gleeful Agape is back. I remained to look at her. I sighed and let it pass. But the next time, if she cried again because of her Dad, I would make him bald!

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"Slow down a bit, Agape---Aaaaaaaah~. We're going to bump in---*booooogsh!*"

"Agape! Fafa Kirk! Holy mother of god!" I screamed in fear and nervousness when they crash in a pillar. Agape's pushing his wheelchair fast and BOOM! They crashed.

"Omo! Are you okay, Cakeu!? Waaaaah! I'm sorry!" She tried her best to lift the powerless Fafa Kirk up but failed. He's so broad!

"I hate you." He said lifelessly and yawned. Agape sniffed, on the verge of crying. I brushed my hand on my face. Darn, my head's aching 'cause of 'em. 

"I'm sorry! I just got excited! Uwaaaaaaah!" God, what did I do to deserve this kind of stress?

"Hohohoho! It's okay, Sexy Agape! Starting from now on, you're PWD's pusher!" This bastard---

"Just be straight that you wanted him dead. Plastic!" I hissed and grabbed my camera inside my bag. I have a photoshoot later. It needs to be in good condition.

"Lol, Rossunog." Argh!

"Okay! I will be PWD's nurse from now on!" What the---!? And she bought it!?

"Agape, you know, don't mind them. Let's go. Leave them---"

"But...  What about my patient?"

PATIENT!? She's taking it seriously!

"Agape, Fafa Kirk is not a PWD really! He's just lazy as fuck! Why don't you let him do those things to himself!? He's completely normal! So, let's go and don't take it seriously!" I told her as I try to hold back my frustration. She gasped. I gasped too.

"Y-You're getting it wrong---"

"I was just being nice to him and...  What's wrong with it? And why are you shouting at me? I didn't do a-anything." She sniffed with teary eyes.

"A-Agape! Don't cry! I'm sorry---" There, she bursts in tears.

"Boo, Rossunog! You made the baby cry! Booooo!" Toasted Bird teased and it annoyed me even more. GHAAAAAAAD!!!

"She's right, though. I have Vaspe and Phoenix as my hands and feet. I don't need a nurse at all." Said the yawning Fafa Kirk. Phew, good thing he's on my side.

"That's right! See? You don't really need to do that, Agape." I said with a smile and looked at her. E-Eh?

"But I want to! Hmmph." Waaaaaaah! Did she just---attitude, siz!?

"If she insists, it's fine by me. I'm so sick of Rampage's laziness. You should be thankful we didn't salvage you. Bastard." Wow, a very caring friend! So caring!

"Yes, yes. Right, right. I'll start listing down your duties. Good luck to you, Nurse Sexy. Witwew." Argh! Toasted Bird!!!!

Vaspe followed him who's poker-faced but it's obvious he's happy while clapping. Did they just throw their responsibility to Agape?

"Oi, bastards. Don't leave me here. How dare you---*snores*" Aaaahh! He's sleeping again!?

"Alright! It's settled, then! Let's go, PWD!" Agape decided and left. Leaving me. Wait---

LEAVING ME!?

"OI! WAIT ME! ARGGHHH!!"

Grrrrrrr!! I SWEAR, I HATE THE HAPPY THREE FRIENDS