38. It started with...

A Royal Pain In The Texts   Epilogue

I_pooped (Sophia)GUYSGET YOUR ASSES ONLINE RN!

A Royal Pain In The Texts   50. All the tea

I wanted to scream but no sound came out of my mouth. I could only watch the scene unfold before me with my mouth and eyes wide open.Alice was holding the gun in her hands, her jaw hanging open in horror because she realized who was in the way of the bullet she had just fired.

A Royal Pain In The Texts   49. Us

"Are you kidding me right now?! Another party?" I exclaimed horrifically.Noah simply sighed and ran his fingers through his hair. "They have parties every other day here.""Uh, technically, it's not a party, Noah..." Anna offered tentatively, "it'

A Royal Pain In The Texts   48. What did you swallow?

I_pooped (Sophia)GUYS, GET YOUR ASSES ONLINE RN!I_love_my_mommy (Liam)

A Royal Pain In The Texts   47. Tears and snot

As soon as Quinn had dropped the bomb on us, everything that happened after was a blur. Noah was upon Charlie, beating the shit out of him, faster than I could say 'oh crap!' Charlie was bloodied and bruised within minutes.Everyone else was just too shocked to even move, or could it be that no one cared if Charlie died at this point?

A Royal Pain In The Texts   46. Chessy with toppings!

"Caleb, I-" Sophia started but was unable to complete her sentence.Caleb nodded his head smugly. "I know, I am awesome. And, so is he," he declared, patting the pizza guy's back. "Meet Brent, pizza delivery guy by the day, and my very own personal spy by the night. Brent, meet my friends."

A Royal Pain In The Texts   18. It's too late...

A Royal Pain In The Texts   17. What is real?

"SECURITY!"

A Royal Pain In The Texts   16. Peasant

Getting drunk was one thing. Getting drunk and embar

A Royal Pain In The Texts   15. Annabelle?

Noah and I dragged Caleb, Mia and Sophia to his apartment building. Yup, he lived in an apartment